So here I am defending against this guy in indoor soccer, I turn around (while in full stride) to take the ball off him and this fool trips me. I'm told I rolled a couple times and then skidded accross the lovely cheap carpet they use for indoor. Scraped the skin off above my elbow (great gobs of skin, mind you) and a couple nice deep ones in choice positions up my arm. At least he got carded, only a blue mind you.
Then the ref has the nerve to send me to the bench because I'm bleeding. I can still play very well thank you.